New Vagina Beer.

4 April 2016 10:46 AM

Sex sells. And it’s been used to sell alcohol many times before. But perhaps not in quite this way. Vagina Beer is the latest brew that’s due to come to market. So just what is it? Don’t worry, the only bit of a vagina that’s used is….. the bacteria. Doesn’t sound quite so tempting anymore does it!

Our Newcastle Escorts were at first interested in this story and then slightly repulsed! And then saw it for what it probably really is. A get rich quick scheme! At the moment the makers, The Order of Yoni are only going to be making the beer using the bacteria from the vagina of Czech model , Alexandra Brendlova. Their suggestion is that ‘Bottled Instinct’, as the beer will be called, is like having a woman in a bottle. It’s a very sexualised marketing campaign.

The Order of Yoni are currently trying to raise crowd funding on the site Indiegogo. The beer is made by using a gynaecological stick to remove the bacteria from the model’s vagina. The bacteria and then isolated, cleaned and multiplied before being added to hops, malt, water, yeast and other stuff to create the beer.

‘Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion…’ goes the marketing spiel. ‘Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer.’ Hmm, well, really? Are they really suggesting you can fulfil all your sexual fantasies with a bottle of beer?

If you want to get involved, you might be interested to note that if you donate 10,000 Euros, Yoni will make you a beer using your girlfriends vaginal bacteria. Romantic? Our Newcastle ladies were outraged!

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