Jerk Shirt

2 June 2016 10:52 AM

When new sex toys come on to the market, they are often aimed at women, but this one is strictly for the boys! Our Newcastle Escorts aren’t convinced, but what do you think?

Here is the invention all guys have been waiting for, a product that lets you masturbate in public! Whether or not you can get away with it without anyone noticing is another question, but the creators are sure this is a winner.

The Jerk Shirt is basically a shirt complete with a prosthetic, bendable arm attached inside one sleeve. That means that you can reach your real arm inside your pants and ….. well.. give yourself some attention without anyone realising what you are up to. Of course, it just might be that the inane grin on your face gives it away or it may be the rapid movement going on in your penis area that spills the beans, but apart from that the possibilities are endless!

The Jerk Shirts inventors have thought of everything. Arms come in various skin tones and the shirts has a built in ‘splash guard’. And just in case you are wondering if this is all some horrible fantasy, we’re afraid not. The shirt will be available for sale soon, at the very reasonable price of around £35. Get one for all your mates for Christmas!

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